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I'm in Uni now, have been for 6 months. I swear, I had no idea how uni just swallows your life. Free time? What's that?

My exam results are coming in three days time. I know I passed - but was it barely? Only time will tell. *dun dun dun* (I just felt it needed the cheesy sound effects.)

I've managed to get a hold of Viva la Vida! OOH! AMBIENT GOODNESS.

uh uh baby i ain't got no plan

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I don't know the diddly-doo where my life is heading and it's really scaring me.

The prospect of the future is making my stomach churn in agony and I'm currently foreseeing myself as a hobo - jobless, homeless & friendless.

Scary.

If life were an fp story...

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Today was really awful.

I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am making this journal friends only because I don't want the world to read what I'm writing, even though I'm posting it on the internet.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Another fool, another broken heart

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You Are 1: The Reformer

You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong.

High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them.

You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect.

You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair.

That's nobody's business but the Turks

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Shockers of all shockers! I am actually updating! And as can be seen from FP, I barely update (Aargh! Guilt!). I'd say "In my defense..." but I don't really have a good enough reason apart from writers block. Is that a good reason?

Anyway, am pleased to announce that Fighting Against Cliché Chapter Six is nearly finished and I am going to send it to Plinky as she agreed to be my beta for the story (how awesome can she get?) and Fill My Little World Chapter One is half way done.

It's a good thing I'm not a real writer! Imagine what would happen if I had to face all those deadline - I'd try to get everything done last minute and end up with nothing finished and then I would be kicked out, penniless, starving in the streets, singing 'She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah' with a tin cup for collecting coins. And that would be the end of my writing career.

Yup, it's a good thing I'm not a writer.

Today I discovered Harry and the Potters and Draco and the Malfoys. Squee! Cuteness. I then went and checked, and there's actually a Ron and the Weasleys, The Hermione Crookshanks Experience and The Whomping Willows. This Wizard Rock Movement is way too adorable (I know my sister will roll her eyes at me for this...but I love these kind of things! There's such a sweetness to it).

In other news, I have got a paper cut from a watermelon. Yes, a watermelon. All I know was that I was eating the watermelon (in the D shape) and the outer end (The green part) suddenly cut my skin. It's weird, because I was the one who chopped the watermelon using a huge knife, and nothing happened to me, but then when I eat the watermelon, I get cut.

Such things always happen to me. I get cut by the strangest things.

Lovin' it

Yzma & Kronk: High Five
Grease is coming here! Grease is coming here! Grease is coming here!

GREASE!! (which is equivalent to the absolute love)

WOOOHOOO!

Too bad I can't go to see them. Don't you just hate exams? They get in the way of everything.

Apr. 19th, 2006

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This has been going around livejournal and I thought (being the sad music obsessed freak that I am) that I should try it as well.

Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating.

1. How does the world see you?

Joy to the World - Three Dog Night. Haha, I got my sister's "80's" song. How cool. And random. My ego has enlarged due to this.

2. Will I have a happy life?
In the Sun
- Joseph Arthur. Oh gosh "I picture you in the sun, wondering what went wrong." Not good.

3. What do my friends really think of me?

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch - The Temptations. Awww, sweet.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Heavenly
- The Dandy Warhols. Not sure what this one means. But I love the Dandy Warhols they are the epitome of coolness.

5. How can I make myself happy?
Over my head (cable car) - the Fray. Again, no idea what this means. Should I be over my head to be happy? That's strange.

6. What should I do with my life?

All I have to do is dream - Paul Anka. All right! Score!

7. What is some good advice for me?
You get what you give - New Radicals. Makes sense. It is good advice!

8. How will I be remembered?
Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chilli Peppers. I'm not even going to try and make sense of this. I'll just enjoy the song.

9. What is my signature dancing song?
Bohemian Rasphody - Queen. Actually, it's 'Come on Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners' but hey, this is an awesome song, so I do not mind at all.

10. What do I think my current theme song is?
Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics. Whoa. "Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you."  I know the first one has always been true, but the latter? I would never use anyone, sorry to disappoint dahlings.

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Night time is the right time - Ray Charles. I'm laughing my head off over here. Pure awesomeness.

12. What song will play at my funeral?
Rebels of the Sacred Heart - Flogging Molly. "Now I'm aiming for heaven, but probably wind up in hell." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

13. What type of men/women do you like?
Robert De Niro's Waiting - Bananarama. Well, I do like older men, and I did have a crush of Robert De Niro once. Sooo....*blushes*

14. What is my day going to be like?
Hakuna Matata - Disney's Lion king. YAY!!!!!!

I had too much fun with this. It's the cuteness time a thousand.
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This is love harth.

I seem to be going on a iharthdarth obsession.

Mar. 28th, 2006

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The doctor said that I have a sensitive throat. Which is why I have tonsilitis once again.

Currently, it's rather painful to swallow, but luckily not to the extent that I am drooling excesively (as I was three months ago).

I am on medication again, which means that I am daydreaming far too much than I should be. And, I feel like a druggie.

I swear to god my immune system is full of peace-loving, drug-induced hippies. My B-cells probably have a peace sign rather than proper nucleus'.

Except my tonsils, of course, which are like 'HUZZAH! LET'S ATTACK EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING!'. They've probably soaked up any viciousness from the rest of my immune system.

Darn those tonsils.